Replacing Mysteriously Smashed Lab Equipment

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Hi. My name is Bruce Banner and I need your help.

I was supervising the trial of an experimental bomb at a nuclear research facility in New Mexico, when a teenager wandered onto the testing field. I ran out and pushed him into a ditch, but I was struck full-force by the blast and irradiated by deadly gamma energy.

But here’s where it gets strange…

For a while. I FELT FINE. tHEN i NOTICED A CHANGE. a BIG CHANGE. iT’S HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT i… OH BUGGER, I HIT CAPS LOCK. THAT’S ANNOYING… I mean, I’ll have to go back and type that whole sentence again… that’s irritating. Anyway…

Whenever my mood changes, and I begin to f …

…I mean, couldn’t they have a noise or some warning that you’re in upper case? Seems like common sense to me… anyway…

…since the accident, I’ve noticed that, whenever I become anxious, irritated or angry, i LOSE CONSCIOUSNE… OH COME ON!! I MEAN, IT CAN’T BE JUST ME WHO TYPES A WHOLE PARAGRAPH IN UPPER CASE BEFORE THEY REALISE. FOR GOD’S SAKE, MICROSOFT, YOU DICK AROUND WITH WORD ALL THE TIME BUT THE ONE THING YOU COULD DO THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE IT WORTHWHILE SPENDING ANOTHER QWLKHDO;WHEVN… ANOTHER HUNDRE ,;MU]Z09U… ZSADDDDDDDDDDD…

…Alright, alright… let’s not get overexc…. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH…

…. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH…

MMMMMMMMWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG…!!!! SMASH….

SMAAAAAASSSHHHHHH…

Hi. My name is Bruce Banner and I need your help.

I was supervising the trial of an experimental bomb at a nuclear research facility in New Mexico, wheb… sorry…not wheb; when…  this is a new computer… where’s the delete button…?

…My last computer got inexplicably smashed up… same day the side of my house disappeared… don’t ask… the insurance company’s giving me all sorts of crap about it and…

…anyway, I was supervising the…

…seriously, where’s the delete button? I can see backspace but… that’s crazy… I thought Mac was supposed to be all user-friendly… Grrr… maybe there’s a keyboard short cut…

…okay, never mind… c’mon, Bruce, breathe… breeaathe….

…sooooo… I’m doing important scientific research that will bring huge benefits to mankind but which is interrupted constantly by my waking up and all my stuff being smashed to bits and my clothes ruined. So, either I need you to help me buy more stuff or stuff that’s much, much harder to smash. So what I need from y… oh, what now…?

Downloading Important Update? Oh, I see; it’s more important for you stop me doing my really important work while you download your stupid f888ING UPDATE IS IT? yOU BUNCH OF F888ING… oH GREAT. i’M IN UPPER CASE AGAIN. tHIS IS DRIVING ME CRAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH…

…. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH…

…. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH…

SMAAAAAASSSHHHHHH…

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